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kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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  • pontata@lemmy.world
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    “Your injuries shall coincide with OSHA regulations”

  • TheDrunkard@lemmy.world
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    I’m also certified to exchange propane cylinders. It’s pretty important.

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      Pffft you need a diesel so you can huff the blue dragon every time you reverse

      Beep cough beep cough

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      Does that include accessories?

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    this goes dummy H A R D

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    Can a forklift be my wizards familiar GM?

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    Am I the only one who heard this in Dr. Orpheus’ voice?

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    I wonder if a forklift somewhere was ever consecrated.

    HOLY FORKLIFT

    • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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      I can think of at least one.

      My dad did that “Become a minister online” shit so he could perform the ceremony for a lesbian couple he knew who were having trouble shortly after same-sex marriage was legalized.

      He also had a bit of fun with the whole thing, including the forklift, and “baptizing” a co-worker with cold coffee(it was the co-workers idea). Man even bought a set of cheap golf clubs from a pawn shop to bless, just so if he met Jason Lee, he could ask him to sign a holy putter.

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        Or if he met Ronnie James Dio (RIP) he could have him sign a Holy Driver.

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    Artificers be like

  • Krauerking@lemy.lol
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    See now that just makes me think of a magical scam school that claims to teach levitation but just instead teaches people how to grab cutlery with mage hand so they can get Fork Lift Certification.

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    DnD but OSHA compliant:

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    Again the fork-lift driver Klaus (with English subtitles, gory but fun):
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJYOkZz6Dck

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