I’d worry if I could understand my cat. What if he is very convincing.
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pro tip: you can just give cats pieces of raw meat, literally just the cheapest shittiest ground meat or whatever leftovers is really good for them and they LOVE IT
if you want your cat to worship the ground you walk on, give them some chicken organs from time to time.
I’ve watched my cat crack the skulls and devour the brains of rabbits and scoff at nice raw tuna… cats are metal
Me: Invents device to talk to cats
Cat: Meow.
Just FYI, cats get dehydrated really easily, which leads to kidney failure, and death. Because of this, it is better for your cat if you give them wet food. It helps with their liquid requirements.
I add water to my cats wet food, he doesn’t drink otherwise unless on the brink of death, so this should help prevent some issues when he’s older.
My cat both drinks and pisses like a horse so depends on the cat I guess
I wish I knew that years ago as mine has kidney disease but at least is on full wet kidney specific diet now
Me needs to invent a device that adds punctuation.
Starter Villain by John Scalzi had this as a plot point.
