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AliOski@feddit.nl to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

My wife "sucks"

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My wife "sucks"

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AliOski@feddit.nl to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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    1 year ago

    Wait, you guys are getting BJs?

    • Kiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I think they mean that their wife vacuums, and they feel superior about being able to relax.

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        1 year ago

        Wait, you guys are getting clean floors?

    • unalivejoy@lemm.ee
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      Nah, that’s a membership only business.

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    1 year ago

    Ah yes! My wife uses straws, too.

    • Aganim@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      That sounds quite uncomfortable.

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    deleted by creator

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    Like a vacuum!!

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    Your wife is a cock sucker. She sounds like a nice lady I hope you’re happy together

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    I also suck… And swallow

    • Gonzako@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      My! Man?

  • vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/c/are_the_straights_ok

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      The answer is no. No, we are not.

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      Oh, bleh. Always steered clear of that place, the name and overall vibe is wack

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        Always steered clear of that place

        I’m glad you were able to find a solution that works for everyone.

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        What do you have against blahaj?

        • SimplyATable@lemmy.world
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          I was talking about “Are the straights okay” specifically. Blahaj is chill

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          My thing with blahaj is that while its cool that trans people identify with it, the fact that theyre trying to make it universally only be a trans symbol is a bit problematic.

          My family has a few and none of us are trans as far as we know. Theyre comfy and cuddly as fuck, and I feel like its something that should be for “everybody” and not just one particular community. Like a bring-us-all-together kind of thing.

          To be clear, I’d have just as much of a problem with it if it were becoming a symbol for some other completely unrelated community too, so it’s not the specific community claiming it I have an issue with (trans people are people, and a lot of y’all are really awesome)

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            You sound a bit like those Christians complaining about how the gays stole the rainbow from God.

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      Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn’t work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !are_the_straights_ok@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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