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Radioactive Radio@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

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Radioactive Radio@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • riceandbeans161@discuss.tchncs.de
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    if you hand me my glasses like that i’m going to cry

    and if you touch my guitar like that you’re going to die

    • Radioactive Radio@lemm.eeOP
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      You’re fine with the orange juice and camera?

      • omgarm@feddit.nl
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        Hmm, hand flavoured juice.

        • Radioactive Radio@lemm.eeOP
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          That was just water, the color is from their fingernails.

          • anonymous@lemmy.world
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            Out of all the things you could’ve said, you chose to say that.

            • bloubz@lemmygrad.ml
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              Out of all the things, you chose

              • anonymous@lemmy.world
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                I did not choose to keep that in my memory

          • Iron Lynx@lemmy.world
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            Out of all the things you could have chosen to say, and you decided that. I hope you stub your little toe twice today.

        • Stabbywithsocks1@lemmy.ml
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          “Here, have some orange hand juice! Tastes finger lickin’ good!”

      • riceandbeans161@discuss.tchncs.de
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        you have a point, those are equally disgusting

  • Technological_Burger@lemmy.world
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    The third image reminds me of the following wise words:

    “Always carry a microfiber cloth with you“ -Steve Jobs

    • Radioactive Radio@lemm.eeOP
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      Soft paper tissues work just as well in my one year experience of owning glasses.

      • Technological_Burger@lemmy.world
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        I always feel like I’ll end up scratching them with paper tissues lol

        • Radioactive Radio@lemm.eeOP
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          That’s what I thought too, but I used the super soft ones and surprisingly they work super well.

          • Technological_Burger@lemmy.world
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            Oh damn will definitely try it out…after I recover from this trauma you have caused my brain 🤣 ugh the juice makes me so uncomfortable

            • Radioactive Radio@lemm.eeOP
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              You’re welcome 😁

        • bloubz@lemmygrad.ml
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          What? How could you ever scratch glass with paper? Is paper ewtraordinary rough where you live? Where I read paper I have to imagine soft and delicate paper

          • Technological_Burger@lemmy.world
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            Hahaha. Some tissue paper has textures on it. I meant that could scratch it.

    • ReveredOxygen@sh.itjust.works
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      I always carry my shirt with me

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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        Personally I always carry my shirt ON me, but you do you, I guess 🤷

    • Joejoebinkz1@lemmy.world
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      “Don’t forget to bring a towel” -Towelie

  • DreamButt@lemmy.world
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    If someone did that to my guitar I would punch them

  • Squiglet@lemmy.world
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    Pic 1 is a bit of a stretch. You’d have to be highly regarded to grab a glass like that

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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      Highly regarded like the mayor? Like a pillar of the business community? Like Ke$ha?

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        kesha could survive the public backlash for the glass

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          I mean, she hasn’t been tarred, feathered and deported for her music yet, so probably 🤷

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      It’s true, I was at a gala dinner and saw Sir David Attenborough pass a glass of orange juice just like that and nobody batted an eye.

  • DSAlKota@lemmy.world
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    That is hard to look at.

  • HRDS_654@lemmy.world
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    Hands knife back blade first

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      Fun fact: amongst olden European nobility, handing someone a knife with the handle first meant that you wanted them to use it to kill themselves. Then again, they didn’t actually hand each other knives that often afaik 🤷

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    💀

  • LordChaos82@discuss.tchncs.de
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    I am often a victim of number 3, especially, with my young kids around :(

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    Are pic 2 and 3 not the same? Don’t touch the lenses

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    You’re haha on it because it’s funny, but a couple weeks ago my friend gave me an empty glass like on the first picture for sure, and he was totally fine.

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    It makes me feel uncomfortable

  • gooddaytodayhere@lemmy.world
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    Sweet Jesus 😬😬😬😱

  • figaro@lemdro.id
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    dear god

  • BringMeTheDiscoKing@lemmy.ca
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    It’s true, I was at a gala dinner and saw Sir David Attenborough pass an glass of orange juice just like that and nobody batted an eye.

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    New fear unlocked

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