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u/unhappy_grapefruit_2@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Most legible scottish person

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Most legible scottish person

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u/unhappy_grapefruit_2@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Thanks for translating. As a non native English speaker I nearly got a stroke trying to understand these… words.

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      To assist:

      • Lesbo: short for lesbian
      • Pish: an expression of frustration
      • Bangin’: hot
      • nd: and
      • ye: you
      • am no: I’m not
      • tae: to
      • yer: your
      • pal: friend
      • shag: have sex with
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        I got all of that except “shag ye x,” because it sounds like “shag (fuck) you x,” where “x” is the subject that is a bit vague. Like, “I’m trying to shag you, love?” or “Fuck your ex,” as in, the last person you broke up with?

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          “x” is a kiss, used as an informal “yours truly” in British English digital correspondence

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            Wait, I thought ‘x’ was hug and ‘o’ was kiss. Have I been wrong all these years??

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              X is kiss, O is hug (at least, in the UK it is)

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                that is also how it’s always been explained to me

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          I could be wrong, but I thought the x at the end was just a cutesy sign-off. Like “xoxo” type of thing.

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          Pretty sure it’s the x in “xoxo”, the old convention for hugs and kisses.

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            xoxo… the old convention for hugs and kisses.

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              The release of Shrek is closer to the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan and the invention of the Sony Walkman than it is to today

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                Now I want to cry.

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      As a native English speaker, me too.

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      Should watch still game. You’ll end up with a brain aneurysm trying understand the Scottish pensioner’s

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        The Scottish pensioner is what?

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          it’s not a contraction, it’s possession.

          the Scottish pensioner’s [dialogue]

          where the last word is omitted for brevity

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            I never knew you can just omit such key words.

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              well you can!

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                And if the sentence feels sparse you can drop “which” in there wherever, because apparently it’s just filler now.

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                If you’re a big fat liar

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                  how will you ever cope

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              You’re weclome

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        [deleted]

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          Personally father ted takes the cake in my books I’ve still got father Jack Hacketts wise words ingrained into my head

          • drink feck arse girls

          .such words of poetry such words of expression these words are moving pieces of poetry

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      As a native English speaker I nearly got a stroke trying to figure out what it said

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        I had to imagine Karen Gillan saying it

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          Oi

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