My kids are still young enough that the CBD is interesting, but I think they’re becoming wary of the people who approach and ask for money. It’s been really notable the last couple of times. We were even sitting just inside the front of a McDonald’s and someone entered far enough to ask me for money in front of the kids. The kids were unsettled by it. My oldest also noted that piss was a common aroma. We weren’t hanging out around the shitty parts of the CBD, it was an “in general” kind of thing.

Was that in an email? I didn’t get notified yet.

I love getting fucked in the arse as much as the next person, but this increase can fuck itself ugh

El Niño has been declared this season,
The Sun warms us up, that’s the reason.
It’ll be hot and dry, oh so relatable,
La Niña was humid and fucked, oh so excitable.
Witness the symptoms of our climate attack,
She’s left and El Niño is here bringing sweaty back.

edit: corrected :)

That’s ridiculous. The only good thing about Christmas is the Christmas pud and custard. Everybody knows that. Get back in your hole kfc.