RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to World News@lemmy.ml · 1 年前Taiwan reports second large-scale China air force incursion this weekwww.reuters.comexternal-linkmessage-square1022fedilinkarrow-up1564arrow-down142cross-posted to: prepper@lemm.ee
arrow-up1522arrow-down1external-linkTaiwan reports second large-scale China air force incursion this weekwww.reuters.comRandAlThor@lemmy.ca to World News@lemmy.ml · 1 年前message-square1022fedilinkcross-posted to: prepper@lemm.ee
minus-squareSpaceCowboy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down2·1 年前Damn, you figured out that I’m part of a super secret intelligence agency. Now I’ll have to go to the safehouse, get plastic surgery to change my appearance, dye my hair, burn off my finger prints, get new passports. Again! How does this keep happening?
minus-squareCredibleBattery [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down2·1 年前ERROR! Does not compute. Please submit pictures of your penis to /c/chapotraphouse to proceed.
minus-squareSpaceCowboy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 年前I’m sorry my camera doesn’t have a panoramic mode.
Damn, you figured out that I’m part of a super secret intelligence agency.
Now I’ll have to go to the safehouse, get plastic surgery to change my appearance, dye my hair, burn off my finger prints, get new passports.
Again! How does this keep happening?
ERROR! Does not compute.
Please submit pictures of your penis to /c/chapotraphouse to proceed.
I’m sorry my camera doesn’t have a panoramic mode.