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dudeM to newsEnglish · 3 days ago

Donald Trump has the ‘cardiac age of a 65-year-old’ and is in ‘exceptional health, doctor says

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Donald Trump has the ‘cardiac age of a 65-year-old’ and is in ‘exceptional health, doctor says

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dudeM to newsEnglish · 3 days ago
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    And the mental age of a three year old.

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    He is senile, shits himself and can’t finish a single meaningful sentence. Meet the president of the USA, sHitler.

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    Yes, his humors are clearly in balance.

    Grab the leeches just in case.

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    A 65 year old what?

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      Canine

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    Okay so besides dementia he has heart problems. Got it.

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    Once you start firing, suing and trying to have people prosecuted for giving you bad news or disagreeing with you, others tend to say what you want to hear. It’s usually what both makes and breaks dictators

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      Stalin ordered to have his personal physician killed after the doctor suggested that the over 70-year old takes some time off once in a while. A few years later, he died of a heart attack with the guards too afraid to enter without an explicit command depite the cries of pain from within.

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      others tend to say what you want to hear.

      Pussies.

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    “Brain, liver, kidneys, spleen, appendix, lungs, eyes, endocrine system, blood vessels and skin are absolutely turning into liquified shit… But the heart is strong as ever!”

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    The report also says that “his penis is really really big” and that “the coloration of his face is perfectly natural”.

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      *It only looks big because his hands are so tiny.

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    Sure, and he can probably benchpress a car, and run a marathon, and Limbo with the best of them.

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    Well, with an administration that fires statisticians who report true statistics, I’m taking that with a year‘s supply of salt…

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    I thought you needed a heart to have a cardiac age?

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    Statistically most men have their first (or last) cardiac event at 65

    What they’re saying is that he’s going to die soon

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    His Cankles: Are you sure?

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