• Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 day ago

    As an alternative for those that don’t want to step up their anti-fash self-defense SoP, may I suggest keeping an empty soda bottle (or similar capped container) handy somewhere in one’s vehicle?

    It takes a very short time indeed to fill said receptacle with your liquid of choice (water? wiper fluid? piss?) and apply it rapidly in volume to one or more chucklefucks’ masks to stifle the airflow through the fabric and allow all bystander reporters to easily & legally log that red-faced & breathless porkmeat when Y’all Queso pull their own masks down to keep from waterboarding themselves…

    (Note: You can dump, launch, or squeeze/squirt said liquid to achieve that effect, according to your container choice and personal preference for “safe distance” in the moment. Win. ✊🏼)

    Besides, if they’re fleeing from the sudden fear of being IDed by multiple phone cameras, they’re that much less likely to notice the potato in their vehicle’s exhaust, the slashed tires, the keyed markings in the paint that’ll link the vehicle to the scene, etc.

    Stay safe, neighbors. Stay informed. Stay together. ✊🏼