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stevieLipschitz@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 years ago

Morning rule

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Morning rule

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stevieLipschitz@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 years ago
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  • JustAnotherRando@lemmy.world
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    Better idea: take that ice cream, put it in a mug and pour a shot of espresso over it. Bam, you’ve got an affogato (an Italian dessert drink).

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      The fuck did you just call me?

  • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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    Once you find the right coffee, the right grind, and the right strength, black coffee is just [chef’s kiss] awesome. If you don’t like it black, you need to buy different coffee beans or you need to make your coffee different.

    I buy an organic fair trade breakfast blend from a nearby grocery chain in whole bean form. I grind 25g coffee beans to 750 mL water. It’s on the weaker side, yes, but it gives me two mugs of coffee that taste great (to me) and delivers the correct amount of caffeine that makes me feel alert, but not jittery. I also use a thermal carafe so the coffee left behind doesn’t get burned. But I’ve also used a cheap coffee maker that I babysit until it’s done brewing, at which point I turn it off. The second cup is just not terribly hot by the time I get to it, but if I wait too long, it’s room temp (ew).

    I like my coffee, but I’ve had thoughts of visiting local coffee shops to see what they have, too. I want to branch out a little.

    • 🐑🇸 🇭 🇪 🇪 🇵 🇱 🇪🐑@lemmy.world
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      I like my milk caffeinated.

      • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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        Don’t get me wrong. I do too. My parents’ coffee tastes about as pleasant as a tire fire smells so I empty them of creamer if I drink their coffee.

        But I have to cut back on sugar lest I get the family diabeetus. And drinking black coffee is one of the little things that helps.

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      • GiantFloppyCock@lemm.ee
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        Why the lemon? Better refreshing aftertaste?

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          • GiantFloppyCock@lemm.ee
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            Sounds tasty.

    • ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє@lemmy.sdf.org
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      I’ll go a step further and say that if your coffee tastes bad in room temperature, it’s bad coffee. It should be better warm, yes. But it should still be nice and drinkable in room temperature.

      Also, let people enjoy their things. I also like to add a little milk or sugar every once in a while. It can taste good. People like different things, you know.

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      This is so funny, i want to use it as copy pasta [chefs kiss] (lol)

      Edited to clarify: i love long overly involved responses to memes. Its so perfect. 10/10 i bet you make a great cuppa

      • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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        Man, ADHD is a bitch sometimes. I couldn’t sit through a 15 minute training video for work today because - gag me with a spoon - it was so goddamned boring. But I’ll be dead the moment I pass up the opportunity to hyper focus for 45 minutes on the toilet crafting the perfect comment to a shit post.

        No hard feelings because 1) I love copypastas and 2) I can laugh at myself.

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          I can empathize with that so much. Theres no feeling quite like hyper fixation lol

          && glad theres no hard feelings. I think having something you wrote become a copy pasta would be one of those special internet blessings. Like comming up with a new meme format or tiktok sound

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    Just put the ice cream in. Coffee is often hot.

    • Urethra Franklin@startrek.website
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      I like my coffee like I like my women…

      Dark…

      Strong…

      With a spoon in them.

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        Please be careful

        • 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚐@lemmy.world
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          Covered in bees!

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    Just have the ice cream in the mug and let the coffee melt it. Gives it a nice froth.

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      If you call it an affogato you can even pretend you have your life together!

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    • wildginger@lemmy.myserv.oneBanned from community
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      God forbid coffee tastes good

      • loutr@sh.itjust.works
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        Black coffee tastes good, unless you’re a small child of course.

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          Hey man, Im sorry your dicks so small you need to use a bitter drink as your masculinity

          Those of us with usable cocks dont feel bad about drinking things that tastes good tho

          Do you also take pride in eating unseasoned food?

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            Personally, I had to get rid of iceburg lettuce. Too spicy.

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      gate keeping doesn’t make you cool

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        deleted by creator

    • DavLemmyHav@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Then im proudly a pussy

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        Same. Plus, pussies are strong AF, so who wouldn’t want to be like one?

        Maybe they should’ve liked their coffee strong like a pussy.

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      🤡

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      Hey, don’t hate on people’s coffee choices.

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          This is Lemmy. There aren’t “anons.” There are only… uh, “pseudons?”

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      Fellas, is it gay to…checks notes…like cappuccinos?

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      I am what I eat.

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    “yOu DoN’t LiKe CoFfEe, YoU jUsT lIkE tHe TaStE oF iCe CrEaM”

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      Needs to also imply how feminine you are for it. Apparently enjoying things is unmanly.

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    Ditch the coffee and just eat ice cream. =D

  • uis@lemmy.world
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    Milk?

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    Affogato what it’s called, but I believe the Italians know of a way to salvage this.

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      It’s way pasta time to be making puns.

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        A penne for your thoughts on the matter?

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    I use eggnog

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    Or use milk like a normal person?

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    Why bother drinking coffee of you don’t like coffee?

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    ♫ Black, black, black, black No. 1 ♫

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    Add a pat of butter.

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