Dystopian

  • eldavi@lemmy.ml
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    3 days ago

    as someone who grew up a shitty neighborhood: these are godsends for halloween. very few people can afford to give away candy in shitty neigborhoods so we always did halloween by traveling through affluent neighborhoods growing up.

    fast forward another 2 decades and my nephews/nieces grew up doing it in parking lots and convention halls; removing the need for hundreds of cars to slowly, wastefully, and dangerously escort trick-or-treaters with thousands of oblivious sugar spiked children walking around in view-obstructing costumes.

    minivans can do permanent life-altering damage to an 6 year old even if it’s only creeping along at 5 miles per hour; ask me how i know.