What are the microphones for
Those are pretty clearly professional grade Wiimotes, duh
Duo karaoke obviously.
Gotta have one for Vic Fontaine
Oh darling
Wow, I can’t believe you would just leave that out in the open where anyone could see the Ferengi head you practice Oo-mox on
Hey, don’t kinkshame me. Especially during Locktober of all months
I spat out my coffee.
Why? What’s wrong? What happened? What’s going on?
Because. Nothing. You were hilarious. Made more coffee.
Right… I’ll be watching you.
I look forward to an enchanting Voyvembeur.
How many hours a day do they let you out?
You poor thing. Your back must hurt a lot to have two massagers.
Lemme recall the liturgy real quick.
My neck my back my pussy and my crack.
If anything I think I’m finding a two massager deficit.
Ed: maybe one, I dunno what the black thing is.
I think your ratio of La Croix to Diet Coke may be inverted.
That was the most disturbing part.
How do you even use 2 at once?
Just get a jackhammer lmao
And this is what we call clits akimbo or dual wielding.
One on top of the other like a compound turbo, don’t judge. Some people are just trying to hit their resonant frequency like the Tacoma narrows bridge.
Why would you post this without a NSFW tag? Now I can’t finish my lunch because I’m thinking about LaCroix.
Ugh! La Croix.
I will never understand the appeal. It’s like somebody wafted the memory of a lemon over a can of tonic water.
“No babe, I like it when DaiMon Bok watches.”
I love my wireless one, the silicone head is so much more comfy than the rough head of the wired one. That, and when I use the wired one, I have to bust out my router power control dial to get more settings than “not high enough” and “okay that’s a lot to jump right into”
Mines a ferangi head bong
