Goes quiet for two weeks … Honey, I think we should go check on the neighbors upstairs, I’m worried about them

Neighbors upstairs: … aw no, don’t worry about us. The upstairs neighbors machine has been in the shop because it broke down a few days ago. We’ll have it on again tomorrow

Upstairs, downstairs, adjacent, and diagonal, too?

So when bI move from morning shift to night shift are these standard issue or do I have to buy my own?

This is gold

Ok but what exactly is going on here?