similar story: My friend is also known for laying absolute beastly shits, once he was at my house, having met a few other friends for the first time, took a shit so big it wouldnt flush. Came into the room and sheepishly asked for a plunger, which turned out to be too wide to fit into the bottom of the toilet. I proceeded to hand him a rubber glove, which he used to pick up and smush the beast into a smaller, more flushable item. It worked, it was recorded, we refer to it as “the video.” And never need more context other than that phrase. In the years past I still can’t look at that toilet the same way…l