For small vermin they may be fearsome but, as a human, have you ever stood in front of a group of huge ass seagulls with a portion of French fries or a sandwich? They are fierce and fearless monsters that will fuck you up for a piece of your food.
Well, I’ve lived near a harbor…so yes, I have. It’s hardly a terrifying experience though, a few may try to pick something from your plate/table, but I’ve always just swatted them away and yelled at them. They’re mostly just annoying and loud
Owls may be elegant and fearsome, but they are dumber than rocks.
I dunno, I’ve met some smart rocks. This one time, I lost about 5 games in a row of rock, paper, scissors with this one crafty bastard.
For small vermin they may be fearsome but, as a human, have you ever stood in front of a group of huge ass seagulls with a portion of French fries or a sandwich? They are fierce and fearless monsters that will fuck you up for a piece of your food.
Well, I’ve lived near a harbor…so yes, I have. It’s hardly a terrifying experience though, a few may try to pick something from your plate/table, but I’ve always just swatted them away and yelled at them. They’re mostly just annoying and loud
So, they’re just the typical French pickpocket