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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 hours ago

Can't argue with that

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Can't argue with that

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 hours ago
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    I have never knowingly met a pedophile. How did he know these people were pedophiles?

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      He’s a reverend, there are loads in the church and many are known and protected.

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      Balls deep in kids

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    Why is he spending so much time with white pedophiles?

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      Confession?

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      He’s a reverend. That’s where pedophiles convene.

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        He’s even Reverend Ray Cistman! (Say it out loud if you didn’t catch the joke)

        • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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          I didn’t catch that til you pointed it out.

        • P00ptart@lemmy.world
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          Lol that took me longer than I’m willing to admit…

    • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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      Because there are so many of them?

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    I don’t get the purpose of these race baiting posts.

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      You think this is race baiting?

      Fragile much?

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      I mean given his screen name is Ray Cistman, I think it’s just a shitposting account

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        Oh I missed that. :(

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        Racebait and shit posts are not mutually exclusive.

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      Because outrage is the best way to get engagement. Engagement sells more ads. More ads means more money.

      We have optimized our society very poorly

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    🎶My miiiiind is telling me noooooohoooo. But my BODY… my booooody is telling me yeaheaheah 🎶 - Mr. Kelly singing his favorite song.

    Y’all see his feature length RnB musical film? I almost made it to the end, but my face was hurting too much from laughing, so we had to stop. Maybe, someday, I’ll be able to finish it…

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    I know of a orange one.

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    Bold assumption. Unless he’s never been to a convention of Reverends, priests and pastors.

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    Lucky him.

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