I’m seeking the services of an attorney to represent me as plaintiff in content court against the moderator of !funhole@lemmy.sdf.org @qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org for stealing my content.
EXHIBIT A: The content which was stolen
EXHIBIT B: The content as stolen
EXHIBIT C: In which qrstuv claims the content to be theirs, with no credit to my original content
As restitution for the damages I am seeking:
- A resolution to the Hank decides on new eggs cliffhanger by no later than World Egg Day (2025-10-10)
- A mandatory week of Rocky & Bullwinkle themed-content to be commenced the day following World Egg Day
- That qrstuv be deducted 10 billion Funhole points
Question for the plaintiff or jury: is there a community where everyone just talks like a courtroom and lawyerposts in character at all times?
The court will avoid answering the witnesses question directly, but will instead only respond with more questions.