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orhtej2@eviltoast.org to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 days ago

Terrorists win!

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Terrorists win!

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orhtej2@eviltoast.org to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • QubaXR@lemmy.world
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    I’m pretty sure Counter Terrorists won this one

    • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgOP
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      The joke was so obvious, how did I miss that 🤦

  • BCsven@lemmy.ca
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    I mean of course that was going to break, look how far it was sticking out unsupported. Stone has high compressive strength but not so good at flexing

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      Right?? Who built that fuckin thing lmao.

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        Based on those cabinet doors or whatever I’m gonna guess this was a homemade job lol.

        Slaps top of counter

        Breaks

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    That’s about the entire game, I guess technically you get Shot by a 12 year old from across the map while carrying your entire team first. but smashing your desk is the important part.

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    Pretty sure the stone cutters won this one.

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