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dullbananas (Joseph Silva)@lemmy.ca to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

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dullbananas (Joseph Silva)@lemmy.ca to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Godort@lemm.ee
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    Just wait until they learn about Daemons

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      And killing children.

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        Master/slave systems are probably a-ok for them though.

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          The only reason killing children is bad in their view would be if the child is unborn/not spawned already or if they want to abuse it but can’t anymore.

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        deleted by creator

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          That’s actually sacred.

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        They’d probably be fine with that as long as they’re not unborn

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          Would deleting an executable file without running it be equivalent to an abortion? Or is it more like contraception? Either way some religions ban both of those

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        And detaching/reattaching git heads.

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