And they want to get along with me. You know, your leader is coming over to see me very soon. I’m going to tell him about you. You set a very bad tone. You can set a nicer tone.

Be nice to be or else, what a leader loser.

Oh, well this is easy then:

“President Trump, I am from the Pravda, in Russia. Tell me, what flavors of candy cane did Epstein provide for you to entice young girls? Everyone in Russia knows you did this thing, and we are laughing.”

Instant support for Ukraine.

“Why are you making me hurt you?”

Classic abuser behaviour.

Trump might just confuse Australia with Albania and boast about how he stopped the Australian-Armenian conflict.