[blue] I don’t care about this at all. I could talk about it, but I won’t, because I don’t care. In fact, you guys have no idea how little I care. I could write an entire book about how I don’t care. It’s just something I don’t do, I have no reason to care.

[blue panic-grabs yellow by the arm as they are walking away, and shouts] WAIT!! HOLD ON!

[blue, smugly, at an annoyed yellow] Make sure the article mentions I’m not mad

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