Current FTC questions:

• Are your AI bots teaching these kids any woke, trans, DEI shit?
  • Tech Bros: No
• Are they making the kids gay?
  • Tech Bros: No
• Making them libs? Commies?
  • Tech Bros: No & No
• What are they teaching kids about America and God?
  • Tech Bros: Of course that they’re the best!
• What about all this stuff in the news?
  • Tech Bros: Woke liberal media, amiright?
• Yeah. They suck. I guess it’s all good.