• insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe
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    1 month ago

    “We will DEFINITELY pay you.” the head of the FBI said, failing to conceal his giggling. “A LOT of money. Enough to pay off your loans, probably.” he added, finally regaining composure by the end of the statement.