Well you see, Donald Trump did nothing wrong because he was really a criminal informant. He only raped children on a famous child sex island just so he could gain Epstein’s trust and develop a rapport.
Ghislaine Maxwell was also a criminal informant. She only sourced, trafficked, drugged, and raped children so she could gain Epstein’s trust and develop a rapport.
Jeffrey Epstein was also a criminal informant. He only trafficked, drugged, and raped children while leading the largest child sex brothel in modern history so he could gain Ghislaine Maxwell’s and Donald Trump’s trust and support.
In the end was all just actually a really funny misunderstanding that anyone with a private jet could make. There were no criminals and this was all a victimless crime anyway so everyone should just forget about it. Also, we don’t need to release all the files that we have on the matter even though we promised to because it’s just such a silly, innocent mistake and it will just disprove our narratives.
Well you see, Donald Trump did nothing wrong because he was really a criminal informant. He only raped children on a famous child sex island just so he could gain Epstein’s trust and develop a rapport.
Ghislaine Maxwell was also a criminal informant. She only sourced, trafficked, drugged, and raped children so she could gain Epstein’s trust and develop a rapport.
Jeffrey Epstein was also a criminal informant. He only trafficked, drugged, and raped children while leading the largest child sex brothel in modern history so he could gain Ghislaine Maxwell’s and Donald Trump’s trust and support.
In the end was all just actually a really funny misunderstanding that anyone with a private jet could make. There were no criminals and this was all a victimless crime anyway so everyone should just forget about it. Also, we don’t need to release all the files that we have on the matter even though we promised to because it’s just such a silly, innocent mistake and it will just disprove our narratives.
Everybody laughs, outro plays