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arrow-up1102arrow-down1external-linkDonald Trump was an FBI ‘informant’ on Jeffrey Epstein, Republican Mike Johnson claimswww.independent.co.ukdudeM to newsEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square23linkfedilinkcross-posted to: world@quokk.au
minus-squareMedicsOfAnarchy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 month agoAh, deep undercover. “Hey, I think this guy’s wearing a wire!” “So, Donald, you want to party with us, eh? Well, if you’re actually a cop, you can’t have sexy times with this 12-year-old girl!” “Oh, hey, he’s doing it!” “Alright boys, he’s good. Here’s the plan: Find more sexy 12-year-olds…” It all makes sense now. Especially when he had to prove his under-coverness many times.
Ah, deep undercover.
“Hey, I think this guy’s wearing a wire!”
“So, Donald, you want to party with us, eh? Well, if you’re actually a cop, you can’t have sexy times with this 12-year-old girl!”
“Oh, hey, he’s doing it!”
“Alright boys, he’s good. Here’s the plan: Find more sexy 12-year-olds…”
It all makes sense now. Especially when he had to prove his under-coverness many times.