• fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk
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    1 month ago

    “Always sits in front of a Union Jack” is pretty weird to be honest. I mean, does he have one draped over the back of every chair the house and over the bed’s headboard? Has he had one painted on the underside of the lid of his toilet?

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        1 month ago

        Haha, that’s definitely possible.

        An alternative is that as he’s always in front of the Union Jack… perhaps he simply has a “special personal assistant” dressed like this, who is always behind him in his home?

        Keir: “Bring out the special personal assistant”

        Servant: “But the special personal assistant’s sleeping”

        Keir: “Well, I guess you’re gonna have to go wake him up now, won’t you?”

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      1 month ago

      My thinking was that he sits facing it, like you would sit in front of the TV. But instead of the tele, he is just staring at red, white and blue like a true patriot.