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StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works to Actually Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

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StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works to Actually Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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    Thought experiment: how would our closest ape cousins deal with an individual like this in their midst?

    My guess would be: fangs.

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      His valuable protein would be redistributed to the rest of the group.

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      Much bludgeoning.

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        F yeah. These so called “alphas” like this exemplar wouldn’t live too long in prehistoric times. People don’t like selfish idiots and never did. What took us through all the dangers in the early history of humanity was our bondage, helpfulness and compassion, not “uga uga I was faster”.

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          deleted by creator

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        Possibly a smidgeon of feces flinging

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          thank you for the invite to the party

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      Put him an ape enclosure and find out what happens.

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        On live TV, put the money towards the kid’s college.

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        This popped into my head. Part of the ending of Trading Places.

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          I watched this movie for the first time with my grandma, really funny and since it was so fresh in my mind i knew exactly what scene it was

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          Is that Norm Macdonald?

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      Casual Geographic covers this.

      Chimps REALLY don’t like bullies.

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