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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前

No excuses

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No excuses

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前
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    deleted by creator

  • Entropy@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I’m in a filthy gas station bathroom stall right now. I feel like that’s a pretty good excuse.

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      You’re in a filthy gas station bathroom, relaxed and comfortable enough to be browsing memes on your phone

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        Doesn’t mean I wanna put my hands on the ground lol.

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPM
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      Ok, there is ONE excuse.

      • Entropy@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        🤣

  • Electric_Druid@lemmy.world
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    Ok but I gotta finish poppin’ first

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPM
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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      I just assume everyone on Lemmy is also on the can. It’s anyone not??

      • Risk@feddit.uk
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        If by ‘can’ you mean ‘place where shit goes’ and by ‘place where shit goes’ you mean ‘work’, then yes.

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        Currently on the toilet, having a pre-workout poop. It feels like Lemmy is watching me.

        I was going to just do cardio, but I guess I’ll add 20 push-ups at the end… I’m now too scared not to

    • don@lemm.ee
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      pop pop goes the weasel, the weasel pop goes the weasel cuz the weasel goes pop

  • toomanypancakes@lemmy.world
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    Okay fine, geez. Everybody trying to get me working out.

    There.

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPM
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      And cut down on the pancakes

      • Shiggles@sh.itjust.works
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        Or don’t and just do

        ~100 calories for a medium pancake

        ~0.36 calories per pushup(all of this is googled and blindly trusted)

        =277 pushups per pancake.

        Totally worth it!

  • TeckFire@lemmy.world
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    You know what?

    I’ll compromise. Only 10 pushups now, but I’ll do another 10 every hour for the rest of the day. Deal???

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPM
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      Deal 🤝

  • MrShankles@reddthat.com
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    You caught me just as I was getting ready to workout. So I tacked on 30 push-ups to the end of my 30 mins of cardio. I hope you’re happy, cause I’m exhausted

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPM
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      Glad to help! Lol

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    I layed 30 CAT5e cables today, all at different locations, 450m of cable total… you really think I’m gonna get out of my sofa for pushups?

    • ferret@sh.itjust.works
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      Uhh yeah? Don’t you see the picture? The buff doge would like you to…

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    Haha good one, great meme.

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    O7

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    I’m using the bathroom right now, have only gotten 3 hours of sleep at most, and am browsing Lemmy so that I don’t get a panic attack over potentially not having my medication for two weeks…

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    And done.

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    Two slipped discs. Not happening.

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    I did twenty half pushups. I had to get out of bed and now my heart beats like it’s freaking alive. I hope you are satisfied.

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPM
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      Yes, very.

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    Actually I sprained my pec minor sorry

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    But I already worked out today and my arms hurt 😵 you want me to over do it???

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPM
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      Yes

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        I did 21 cause you can’t tell me what to do.

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