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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Share Funny Videos, Images, Memes, Quotes and more @lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 年前

Your Salary

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Your Salary

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  • asg101 [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Also your salary when you do the absolute minimum, but pull off always looking busy whilst doing so. My “slacking as class consciousness” praxis plan.

    • GarfieldYaoi [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      The second you are done with education: it is your moral duty to adopt the C student mindset at your job.

    • space_comrade [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Protip for always looking busy at an office job: walk fast around the office with a notepad and pencil in hand, even if you’re just going for a break or a shit, makes it seems like you’re very busy with meetings and such.

      • asg101 [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        I always had a clipboard with me. A constant look of harried determination also added to the shielding from incoming work demands.

  • craftyindividual@lemm.ee
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    If you keep this up you’ll make branch manager ;)

    • kozy138@lemm.ee
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      Ayooooo!

      • craftyindividual@lemm.ee
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        Stick it to the man.

  • cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de
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    I dont get it

    • anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      It’s an optical illusion: the salary sticks are the same size.

    • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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      The sticks are the same size but the perspective makes it look different

    • solarvector@lemmy.zip
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      I think it’s an optical illusion, the tree is the same size

    • o_d [he/him]@lemmygrad.ml
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      The branches are the same size. It’s an optical illusion.

      • BRINGit34@lemmygrad.ml
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        There is no way those are the same size. Like my brain can not comprehend that

    • shuzuko@midwest.social
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      They’re the same size, and only the perspective of the lines around them make the “overtime” one seem bigger. It’s an allegory for the fact that corporations don’t appreciate “hard work” and that you giving your life to them isn’t going to make you rich, just them and you can get fucked.

    • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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      deleted by creator

    • RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml
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      they pay you in sticks

    • deur@feddit.nl
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      deleted by creator

    • hiroyt@lemmy.sdf.org
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      They’re the same picture

    • criitz@reddthat.com
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      They’re the same

    • ShouldIHaveFun@feddit.ch
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      Try to measure the length of the sticks

    • Shirasho
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      They are the same size. It is an optical illusion.

    • leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl
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      people sometimes get paid when they do other things for people.

      sometimes with sticks, sometimes with this magical word called ✨exposure✨

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