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FlumPHP@programming.dev to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前

Ohio Lawyer Suspended After Chucking Poop-Filled Pringles Can From His Car

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Ohio Lawyer Suspended After Chucking Poop-Filled Pringles Can From His Car

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FlumPHP@programming.dev to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前
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Shannon Stapleton/ReutersIs it a crime to poop in a Pringles can and then hurl that can into the parking lot of a crime-victim advocacy center? Maybe not, but it’s certainly an act worthy of punishment, according to the Ohio Supreme Court, which suspended the poop-slinging attorney at the heart of the bizarre incident on Tuesday. Jack Blakeslee, whose previously unblemished record now has a decidedly large, brown stain on it, was suspended from practicing law for a period of one year, with six m
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    He DEFICATED in a pringles can! and he gets to be a lawyer? what a sick joke!

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      Not just one. The article says he did it at least 10 times previously in that year because throwing pringle poop is a habit he likes to indulge in.

      He said this to a judge, to make the point that this was not a directed attack against the people who owned the property, as a legal defense. He just likes to throw pringles cans full of shit into parking lots. this was never about “them”, he just likes to throw poop canisters. What’s the big fucking deal, your honor? i’m just indulging in what makes me happy.

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      He threw it out the sunroof!

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      Came here hoping for some chicanery.

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      I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-

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      Saul Goodman.

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      and he gets to be a lawyer?

      No, title is quite clear that the Piero Manzoni wanna be got suspended.

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        It’s a reference from Better Call Saul.

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