• Steve Dice@sh.itjust.works
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    5 hours ago

    I’ll always commend Bezos for having an age-appropriate partner. I’m sure he has a harem of minors in a dungeon somewhere but hey, at least he pretends.

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      Honestly he might not. Men in his community of ultra wealth don’t show off their age appropriate wives. She looks exactly like you’d expect the trophy wife of a billionaire who is just attracted to his own age to look like.

      That said, he is fucking all the children by leaving them a burning polluted world so you win some you lose some

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    I have always wondered what ultra rich relationship’s are like. Do they talk deeply to each other or is it all small talk like how’s the weather? Do they just schedule their bang time? Do they have family fights during Thanksgiving?

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      Not ultrarich, but I worked with millionaire rich like “owns three summer homes and a boat that fits 50 people” rich. Like “I have an entourage but I pay them to be here” rich.

      I went to one during a holiday party. Everything around his life seemed to revolve growing his empire. Even when he and his wife talked, and it was like status updates. “Honey, I got the New York Council to agree with the direction of the non-profit.” Kind of talks. I asked her about how she’s feeling, and she’d also go into sharing her achievements, rather than how she’s feeling at the moment.

      The guy was planning Christmas and New Years in Italy. Not for the beauty, because there were some business meetings he was setting up.

      He doesn’t talk about his ex wife and former family and kids. Didn’t even have photos of them, and only knew about that tea from his secretary.

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        If some is that type of person, I guess you be you. It sounds so lonely I couldn’t imagin having sex like its just some task you do.

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    Fuck me she’s ugly. How much work can a person get done before they are more plastic than human

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      It’s called “buchona”. She isn’t trying to be pretty, she’s trying to get you to notice she has more money than you.

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    She still looks like a sex doll. I’m not one to shame (most) aesthetics, but “big lipped valley girl” will never command an once of respect.

    … for Bezos either. They must both be such vapid pieces of shit, made obvious by this single picture, without even needing to know how utterly soulless Bezos is.

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    20 hours ago

    Poor Eugene didn’t deserve to be dragged into this. Leave Mr Krabs alone!