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produnis@discuss.tchncs.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

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produnis@discuss.tchncs.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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    “look i registered my own domain name all by myself!”

    the domain: “localhost”

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      I’m an elite hacker and I grabbed your IP address from this post. It’s 192.168.0.1 just so you know I’m not bluffing.

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        Heheh I’m ddossing them right now. Unfortunately the computer I’m doing it on is having a few connection issues

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          That gave me a nice chuckle lmao

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          I’m afraid you need to turn it off and on again

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        Haha punk it’s actually 192.168.1.1. you dun goofed

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          deleted by creator

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            He’s going through a VNC obfuscation layer. His real IP address is 10.0.0.1

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              Shaking my smh stop trying to sound like a hacker, VNC is for watching videos

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              Nah bro I’m the haxkdder nemad 4chan and I dox u vip asdres it 10.0.1.1.223.3.01

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                int ipadress = unhappy_grapefruit2.hacked();

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        Dude, you need to use the broadcast address.

      • Entropy@lemmy.world
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        lol that’s not my ip, you’re like 6 numbers off

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        I’m an elite FBI KGB K-unit traffic guard. You dun goofed with your silly hacking attempts as I’ve traced your IP back to ::1. Prepare to get your ass counter-hacked

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      Wow, these new TLDs are terrible! ICANN has really lost it this time!

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