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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 个月前

✨ new tech bingo ✨

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✨ new tech bingo ✨

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 个月前
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    I was looking for “buzzword soup website doesn’t say what the product fucking does”

    Maybe that wouldn’t fit in a square

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        It’s so perfectly terrible 🥹

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        Chat, is this real?

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        the only possible way this could be worse was if it was called CloudChain and also had weird blockchain/crypto nonsense.

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        I was scrolling through job postings today and came across one that read like this. I was confused -> clicked the link -> saw a picture of two oil rig workers -> genuinely said “Ah, oil!” out loud -> and closed the web page.

        They try to hide behind green washing and jargon. It happened to me at a university career fair a few months ago, too.

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        Oh, that CloudBox…

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      A game of Bingo requires several players to have different cards. That would be on another card. Other possible entries:

      • Uses recently popular buzzword tech for no reason.
      • Uses an always-on internet connection and multiple server farms to perform a function that ran locally on a Palm V PDA in 1997
      • Isn’t legal in the EU
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      Are you talking about the turbo encabulator, retro encabulator, or hyper encabulator?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nKk_-Lvhzo

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      Happens often with GitHub projects as well. It’s that or “it expands on the capabilities of BLARG by making it easier to use” - doesn’t explain the changes

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