Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 5 months agoWhat's the deal the miracles jesus chose to do?message-squaremessage-square56linkfedilinkarrow-up133arrow-down110
arrow-up123arrow-down1message-squareWhat's the deal the miracles jesus chose to do?Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square56linkfedilink
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·5 months agoThe fig tree is symbolic of the apple tree in the garden of Eden. Jesus cursing the tree to not bear fruit shows how he has come to stop original sin. And if you buy that bullshit I just made up, you’ll really enjoy church.
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoNah, Jesus ate a bunch of figs, shit his brains out, then used his god powers to curse the fig tree for making him shit his brains out.
minus-squareoo1linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoIt was a typo, he actually cursed gifs because he was sick of all the memes.
minus-squareJerkface (any/all)@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·edit-25 months agoYes, yes. Very clever. Not contributing but don’t you look smart.
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 months agoMy contribution is just as valid, unless you’re looking to hear from people who read the original Aramaic.
minus-squareJerkface (any/all)@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down2·5 months agoGenuinely, that’s not how literary criticism works.
The fig tree is symbolic of the apple tree in the garden of Eden. Jesus cursing the tree to not bear fruit shows how he has come to stop original sin.
And if you buy that bullshit I just made up, you’ll really enjoy church.
Nah, Jesus ate a bunch of figs, shit his brains out, then used his god powers to curse the fig tree for making him shit his brains out.
It was a typo, he actually cursed gifs because he was sick of all the memes.
Yes, yes. Very clever. Not contributing but don’t you look smart.
My contribution is just as valid, unless you’re looking to hear from people who read the original Aramaic.
Genuinely, that’s not how literary criticism works.