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Chris Remington@beehaw.org to Jokes and Humor@beehaw.org · 2 years ago

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Chris Remington@beehaw.org to Jokes and Humor@beehaw.org · 2 years ago
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    2 years ago

    Yeah you can do it with any kind of liquid, like soup and shit.

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      Please do not freeze your shit and bring it to the airport.

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        I freeze my shit so TSA is too distracted about me bringing my frozen water cooler bottle full of water.

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          My body freezes shit in me for 36 hours just before, during and then after the flight.

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        “I’m sorry TSA officer, it’s clearly frozen so I can bring it on the plane”

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      Shit is supposed to be a solid, just fyi.

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        I mean, if its too solid it causes problems too.

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        Oh to be young and full of solids again…

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      Any kind of liquid? Like nitroglycerin?

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        Nitroglycerin freezes at 14°C so it’s super convenient

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        you should try! Let us know how it goes.

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      if your shit is liquid, you might have bigger problems

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