Edit: WE DON’T TALK ABOUT NUMBER 11.

  • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    Honest question since i’m not a guy: When you guys are masturbating to Lisa Simpson do you think.you are fucking her in 3D or 2D? Are you a simpson character or is she a yellow little girl? Just trying to.understand your minds

    Regardless, this is very fucked up, but I’m curious anyway

    • DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml
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      20 hours ago

      Okay, I can’t speak for this extremely fucked up example, but in general it’s very simple:

      1. see shape which sufficiently resembles (partially) naked woman, maybe in suggestive pose
      2. neuron activation
      3. you are now horny

      There is no need to imagine any fucking, seeing the image is enough to get you into the mood, looking at it long enough (or at different images for long enough) will get you most of the way there, and the hand can take care of the rest

    • Denjin
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      Er, that’s not the most worrying thing about someone jerking to Lisa Simpson.

      What you need to worry about is the fact she’s 8 years old.

    • hmmm@sh.itjust.works
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      19 hours ago

      2D but feeling 3D

      Regardless, this is very fucked up, but I’m curious

      It’s normal.(We are degenerate 😣)