The man told Noticias Telemundo that authorities took his ID from his wallet and told him it was fake before handcuffing him.
  • Geobloke@lemm.ee
    8·
    13 hours ago

    Maybe he should just tattoo legally brown on his forearm may be have a microchip inserted for extra insurance

  • Rentlar@lemmy.ca
    43·
    19 hours ago

    A U.S.-born citizen who was wrestled into the dirt, handcuffed and detained in a vehicle as part of an immigration raid had a REAL ID on him that was dismissed as fake, the man’s cousin said Friday.

    REAL ID, you had one job.

        • AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee
          2·
          1 hour ago

          The fee will be payable only with trumpcoin.

          It will also require a musk brand RFID chip implanted as well as the collection of all of your biometrics: facial recognition, fingerprints, retina scans, DNA sample, gait recognition, rectal scan, etc…

          The next version after that will require a musk brain chip powered by grok ai.

  • xyzzy@lemm.eeEnglish
    20·
    17 hours ago

    I like how “REAL ID” is always in all-caps so it sounds increasingly sarcastic and incredulous

    “Apparently a REAL ID is not valid anymore. He has a REAL ID,” his cousin Shelah Venegas said. “We all made sure we have the REAL ID and went through the protocols the administration is asking for. … He has his REAL ID and then they see him and I guess because his English isn’t fluent and/or because he’s brown it’s fake, it’s not real.”