• thefartographer@lemm.ee
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    13 hours ago

    You ain’t seen nothing yet!

    - Reaches into pants and grabs a massive mound of turd and then rubs it all over own face -

    Yeah, you’re triggered now, you idiot. I’m so free!

    - Coughs in sepsis -