- All public transport now runs on schedule. I love schedules.
- It’s illegal to show up at someone’s door unnanounced. You must text first.
- No music in supermarkets. Also, ordering groceries to your address is now free.
- Instead of engaging in meaningless small talk, people ask what topic someone has been obsessed with lately.
- Ads are abandoned.
- Working from home is now default.
- Restaurants carry common “Safe food” menus, and silent seating options.
- Social capital is no longer about how much you earn, and what kind of success you have, but about knowledge of obscure movie references.
- What’s on TV? Oh, it’s your comfort show on rerun again!
- People of support level 2 and higher will be granted magical powers to compensate for their difficulties. Not sure how I’ll implement this in practice but I’ll damn sure give it a shot.
This is how I’m finding out that public transport without a schedule exists. Or do you mean, it’s so frequently so off schedule that the schedule might as well not exist? I recently learned that German rail officially says their schedule is just supposed to be a rough informatory guideline and not an actual schedule, for example
I have public transit near me that’s “approximately every 15 minutes” but they just show up and leave whenever they like and I guess it averages to 15min(?). It’s awful.