• theangryseal@lemmy.world
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    18 hours ago

    It’s what I’d do if I were an ambitious, resource hoarding, ass pimple billionaire.

    It’s obvious the way to Trump’s heart is to tell him he’s pretty and give him something .

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        5 hours ago

        Look at this. I have the onnly Tim Apple gifted, solid gold iPhone with a diamond oh-lit screen. Look at this, isn’t it beautiful? It’s so beautiful. Me-lah-nee-uh is jealous.

        This and the solid gold Tim Apple laptop cah-puter were gifted to the department of defense. A bunch of sad losers and suckers are crying because they don’t have one.

        It is to be handed over to the Trump… presinential lie-berry when the new one comes, which I’ll get first by the way. Nobody else has even seen one.

        Thank you Tim Apple from Apple Cah-puter. Building in Uh-mare-icuh.