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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago

Hostel signage is something else

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Hostel signage is something else

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago
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    I for one would take all the feedback I can get.

  • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Now, your astrological forecast: Leo, you gonna die; Virgo, you gonna die; Gemini, you gonna die. Twice.

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    Penalty is a million dongs

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      An average Saturday night for your mum

    • moody
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      23 hours ago

      About $50 USD, or a million penises.

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        If you get fined in Vietnam, you have to take out your dong in front of the police.

      • ohshit604@sh.itjust.works
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        Some how more expensive than a private room?

        A hotel certainly costs a lot more than that,

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          Not in Vietnam. At a hostel or low-end hotel, you can get away with $10-15 a night.

          • Comment105@lemm.ee
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            So it’s the same price as a cheap rental apartment, $300-450 a month.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      Very Nasty Dongs.

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    I’ve definitely been in a hostel where they should have had this sign. Woke up to my bunk rockin.

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      Yeah, worst family trip ever.

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        2 hours ago

        mom seemed to like it

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        Things just haven’t been the same since Dad passed away.

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          But did we really have to take such a long break on the way to the mortuary?

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    me when i show up to the popcorn party to provide commentary on my own sex tape

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      me and the folk trying to find her clit together (investigative voice-over)

  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    24 hours ago

    VND? Vietnamese Nerd Dollars?

    • Stamets@lemmy.worldOP
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      23 hours ago

      Close lmao Vietnamese Dong

      • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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        Dong? Well now I know I can never go to Vietnam because I have a child’s sense of humor.

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          “That’ll be 5 Dong”

          giggling

          • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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            I only have a 4 dong but I make up for it with enthusiasm.

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              It’s metric over there. You have over 10 dong!

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        Wait, they pay by dong?

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          3 dings to a dong

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            Goddamn inflation…

            • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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              Google dong inflation for more information

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    24 hours ago

    Would that count as a type of revenge porn?

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      Vietnamese DGAF

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    Some people just don’t care about anything do they. Guess they went to this hostel one time too many.

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    eh.

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