NotNotMike@programming.dev to cats@lemmy.world · 2 days agoHamster-sitting this week, and my orange is obsessedprogramming.devimagemessage-square20linkfedilinkarrow-up1263arrow-down117
arrow-up1246arrow-down1imageHamster-sitting this week, and my orange is obsessedprogramming.devNotNotMike@programming.dev to cats@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square20linkfedilink
minus-squareTheTechnician27@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·edit-22 days ago>Be me >Placed by aliens in a tiny cell with no hiding spot >Suddenly there’s a wolf spider with a 20-meter legspan outside staring me in the face >My mind goes blank as I realize I would be torn limb from limb but for the flimsy bars of my cell walls >“Quit assuming the human is afraid. The spider is probably friendly. You’re just projecting, bro.”
minus-squaretoy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down9·2 days agodo you have reptile pets?
minus-squareMyNameIsRichard@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·2 days ago7 foot alien reptiles in a 3 inch hamster suits. They’re the ones really running the world. Oh no wait… that’s the royal family.
minus-squareZagorath@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days ago Hamsters are reptiles now? Well…
minus-squaretoy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down3·2 days agoyeah, why not. i’m just posting here for the extra downvotees
>Be me
>Placed by aliens in a tiny cell with no hiding spot
>Suddenly there’s a wolf spider with a 20-meter legspan outside staring me in the face
>My mind goes blank as I realize I would be torn limb from limb but for the flimsy bars of my cell walls
>“Quit assuming the human is afraid. The spider is probably friendly. You’re just projecting, bro.”
do you have reptile pets?
Hamsters are reptiles now?
7 foot alien reptiles in a 3 inch hamster suits. They’re the ones really running the world. Oh no wait… that’s the royal family.
Well…
yeah, why not. i’m just posting here for the extra downvotees