• Overtheveloper@lemmy.world
    18·
    2 days ago

    Congratulations!

    Your issue just dropped in my priority list

    Because:

    • You’re being a smartass
    • You didn’t provide any details besides “doesn’t work”
    • You messaged me after work hours
    • You can solve the issue yourself
    • It works for me and I can’t be bothered to replicate your specific edge case
    • I just don’t like you personally

    I’ll revisit it:

    • After lunch break
    • Tomorrow
    • When I’m done with my current project/task
    • When I feel like it
    • When you resubmit the issue politely/with reproduction steps
    • Never

    Thank you and:

    • Have a good day
    • Good luck
    • Eat shit
    • Go fuck yourself
    • BradleyUffner@lemmy.worldEnglish
      8·
      2 days ago

      These are all great, except for this one.

      • It works for me and I can’t be bothered to replicate your specific edge case

      Sorry, this one’s on you. It’s literally IT’s job.

    • edgemaster72@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      2 days ago

      Suggestion for next revision:

      Because:

      • You’re being a smartass
      • You can solve the issue yourself You’re being a dumbass
      • You didn’t provide any details besides “doesn’t work”
      • You messaged me after work hours
      • It works for me and I can’t be bothered to replicate your specific edge case
      • I just don’t like you personally