If you’re leaving the carrots in the shower you clearly aren’t trying to hide what you’re doing with it. At that point there isn’t even really much plausible deniability. So why not just use a device designed for the job and less likely to break or cause some other terrible health problem?
Unless they just have a carrot fetish I guess?
Or… you know… someone just made this up.
Who the fuck makes this shit up!?!?
People trying to make other people laugh.
^_-
Because it’s for a snack. The lube is completely unrelated, I swear
Clearly, the roommate isn’t eating them.
2 is 1, and 1 is none. Always have a backup carrot.
This carrot shows signs of surface abrasion not typical to just water or a grater.
Detective, perhaps you should engage one of your other senses to investigate the matter further.
It’s likely still entering the digestive tract, though.
Yeah, so it’s just a free carrot. Go ahead and eat it.
Using water-based lubricant in the shower seems counterproductive
I think your roommate might secretly be a…
spoiler
lagomorph
Bugs Bunny?
AquaGlide: 👍
Carrot: 🤔
I’m more interested in knowing why OOP thinks AquaGlide is normal, but not a carrot.
How else are you gonna convince your bunbun rabbit to stay for a bath?
