but Mexicans loved him

Yes, all Mexicans love Speedy Gonzales. It’s a little known fact that 27 years ago the Mexican government exiled every person who didn’t love Speedy Gonzalez. A lot of them settled in the Pittsburgh area and tried to rebuild their lives from scratch when back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.