• altphoto@lemmy.today
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    10 hours ago

    Their Medicare proposal:

    Hard punches on the face stomach and genitalia.

    Democrats:

    No punching of any part of the body. Necessary surgery and medicine.

    Compromise:

    Soft punching or hard slapping parts of your body. No surgery or meds but optional cuts and bruises.