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Lady Butterfly @lazysoci.al to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 个月前

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Lady Butterfly @lazysoci.al to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 个月前
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  • Gutek8134@lemmy.world
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    Objects in motion tend to stay in motion.

    Objects at rest tend to stay at rest.

    • Hexarei@programming.dev
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      Are you objectifying me??

      Most people pay for that privilege

    • Cavemanfreak@lemm.ee
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      Reminds me of this fucking banger. (Flying - Half Man Half Bull).

  • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I’m already doing the thing. I do not wish to exert the effort to do the other thing. Fuck the ramifications.

    ramifications arrive

    How could this have happened?

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  • cRazi_man@lemm.ee
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    5 个月前

    Revenge procrastination

  • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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    Put screen over bed to combine and twist all problems into a giant horror.

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      That’s what phones are for.

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        and then, while nodding off, you drop the phone right on your face. no thanks 😅

        • rocketpoweredredneck@sh.itjust.works
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          Sleep on your side, drop you phone on the floor instead!

  • Sunsofold
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    That’s life on an employer’s schedule. You have to sleep. Only because you have to adhere to someone else’s schedule do you have to go to sleep at a set time. If you could work whenever you wanted, you could choose when to sleep, when to wake, when to work, etc.

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    Me: if I go to bed tomorrow comes.

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