• Astrophage@lemy.lolBanned from community
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    4 hours ago

    I don’t know who the fuck Node is but you got the wrong guy

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      4 hours ago

      I don’t know who the fuck Node is but you got the wrong guy

      I know what it’s like to be accused of being someone I’m not. Kind of like when you accused me of being a sock puppet for Universal Monk. Frustrating, isn’t it? So, let’s do the math—how old is your account? Oh, 4 days. And when did I ban Node? Oh right, 4 days ago. Hmmm…

      What a coincidence that you showed up immediately after Node got banned, and started mass-downvoting my posts in the exact same communities he did—without participating in any of them, just like he did.

      You’ve also been throwing around accusations that I’m a sock puppet for UM. Strange behavior for someone with an account that’s barely four days old. How would a brand-new user even know about Universal Monk, let alone have strong opinions about who’s who?

      Let me repeat: Node was banned 4 days ago. Your account started 4 days ago. And you started doing the exact same things he did, in exact same communites, with the exact same pattern.

      As for why UM banned you when I did, it’s because I messaged him (or her, I don’t know their gender, so ‘them’ I guess). I said you were targeting me and serial downvoting. Most Lemmy communities ban for that, including mine. And yes—you were doing it.

      So now here you are crying about being “falsely accused.” The irony’s rich, considering you’ve been doing exactly that to me since you showed up.

      But hey, if there’s actually a community of mine you want to join and participate in, name it. I’d be happy to unban you. But if you’re just here to stalk and downvote, don’t expect a welcome mat.

      Feel free to DM me anytime.

      tl;dr: You started your account the exact same day I banned Node. You started serial downvoting my posts like Node. In the exact same communities as Node. Without participating, just like Node. Same actions, same MO, same timing. But you’re not Node? Right?

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        3 hours ago

        Dude can count to 4 and calls it evidence. On the other hand I think I’m good. I saw an asshole so I downvoted you. Boy was I right. I. Saw. An. Asshole. Thanks for saving me the trouble. I still don’t know who Node is but you are spectacularly paranoid! So paranoid you immediately called for help from another account that’s totally not you. Have a good life or whatever you call the stress hole you live in.

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          Dude can count to 4 and calls it evidence.

          Thanks! I do feel pretty proud of it.

          On the other hand I think I’m good. I saw an asshole so I downvoted you.

          Classy!

          So paranoid you immediately called for help from another account that’s totally not you.

          I never asked for “help.” But a lot of people hate what I post—and hate UM—so they just assume I’m that person. If someone targets me over that, yeah, I’ll say something, because it’s BS. I mean, you’re complaining because you think I’m doing same thing to you, right?

          I figured your serial downvotes were because you thought I was UM. Then you straight-up accused me in another post. Imagine that!

          Thing is, I’m not UM. That person’s a socialist who hates Trump. I voted for Trump. I couldn’t be more different.

          But it’s wild that you brought up UM… and your account is only 4 days old. The UM drama happened before I’d even heard of Lemmy. I only looked them up after getting banned for supposedly being them. Meanwhile, you—brand new account—somehow already know all about it? Interesting.

          Also, you keep saying you don’t care about me or my communities, yet you made a whole post about it in the Fedilore drama community. Then brought it up again here. That’s a lot of effort for something you supposedly don’t care about.

          If you’re not interested in my communities, why be mad about being banned from them? You didn’t participate anyway. Right?

          Come on, man. Gigs up. You got caught. And I’m sure you’ve already spun up another alt to start serial downvoting again. That’s fine. I’ll just ban that one too. It takes less time to ban than it does to make a new account.

          What you are doing is totally allowed. What I am doing is totally allowed. I’m not the only mod or the only community that bans serial downvoters. There have been discussions all over Lemmy about serial downvoters. You do you, boo!

          It’s fucking Lemmy. It’s not that serious. This doesn’t have to be your identity. Go out and enjoy real life. Lemmy isn’t even close to reality, dude.

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            3 hours ago

            No wonder all your comms are empty. Nobody can genuinely interact with you. Go easy on the K.

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              Oh, one more thing. I know it seems odd to bring it up. You know, since you are so “innocent” and all… but, you said something kinda interesting in another thread. That thread that you started so you could complain about me.

              It was yesterday, when you were falsely accusing me of being Universal Monk. You said, “Careful, you’ll get blocked too just for speculating and then they’ll call you a troll /s”

              You know what’s funny about that? I never mentioned that you were banned for “speculating” that I was UM. In fact I never mentioned the “speculating” until today. But you said that yesterday.

              But, and this is really gonna seem funny, but I did have that “speculating” conversation with someone else tho. And it was 4 days ago. Via a private DM. Guess who that was?

              Hmmm, really strange… I wonder. I wonder how you knew to say that, if you aren’t the other person. Since I never had that conversation with you.

              And when did you start your account? Oh yeah, 4 days ago. Hmmm…

              So can you maybe explain how you knew to bring up details of a private conversation I had with the person I suspected you were an alt of? And how it happened at the exact same time you started your account?

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              2 hours ago

              No wonder all your comms are empty.

              Exactly! So then why are so mad about being banned from them? Seems strange that you are upset about being banned from some “empty” communities.

              Bruh, why are you so mad because you’re banned from my empty communities?!

              Nobody can genuinely interact with you.

              Kinda like a person who just serial downvotes without interacting with the community. Oh wait! That’s exactly what you got banned for! Hmmm…

              Don’t worry man, I just banned you from my empty communities. Not like it’s an instance ban or anything. You can still go all over Lemmy and downvote stuff because you feel like it gives you power. You didn’t waste your alt name. Lemmy is your jewel, man! Go for it!

              Just know tho, that other communities may ban you for serial downvoting too. I am not the first, nor the last, person to do that on Lemmy.

              Go easy on the K.

              And go easy on your hate and stalking just because you’re mad that Trump’s president. Be mad at your party for fucking it up. Trump didn’t win because of me. He won because of an inept Democratic Party. lol