Used to do this with a friend in college. She’d call, we’d exchange the normal hellos, and then it was ALWAYS “what’re you wearing?” And we’d try to outdo each other. The one response that ended up becoming the go-to was “one single, strategically placed tube sock, and a smile.”
Used to do this with a friend in college. She’d call, we’d exchange the normal hellos, and then it was ALWAYS “what’re you wearing?” And we’d try to outdo each other. The one response that ended up becoming the go-to was “one single, strategically placed tube sock, and a smile.”
“A slice of American cheese, a cherry and three hair from a French goat named Maurice, you?”
One extremely uncomfortable surgical glove, and an eye patch. As a belt…