• Salamander@mander.xyz
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    21 hours ago

    Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state

    Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait

    The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool

    Neanderthals developed tools

    We built a wall (we built the pyramids)

    Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries

    That all started with the big bang (bang)

    Since the dawn of man is really not that long

    As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song

    A fraction of a second and the elements were made

    The bipeds stood up straight, the dinosaurs all met their fate

    They tried to leap but they were late

    And they all died (they froze their asses off)

    The oceans and Pangea, see ya wouldn’t wanna be ya

    Set in motion by the same big bang

    It all started with the big bang

    It’s expanding ever outward but one day

    It will pause and start to go the other way

    Collapsing ever inward, we won’t be here, it won’t be heard

    Our best and brightest figure that it’ll make an even bigger bang

    Australopithecus would really have been sick of us

    Debating how we’re here, they’re catching deer (we’re catching viruses)

    Religion or astronomy (Descartes or Deuteronomy)

    It all started with the big bang

    Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology

    It all started with the big bang

    It all started with the big bang

  • Chef@sh.itjust.works
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    1 day ago

    See when a mommy something and a daddy something love each other very much, they do a special kind of hug.